god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;


like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time


Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.


what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song


i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck