earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck